a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
I feel like Australian should be included as a language on translation programs
I feel like Australians are always just fucking with us.
ALL. THE. TIME.
nah mate, we just get the shits with the bogans and kiwis and yanks hangin round here, sittin on their arses every arvo
hahahahaha love you guys really :)