May 2013
pilcachu:
never trust an atom
they make up everything
221cbakerstreet:
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
dinutzzo:
agentscully514:
pokingacave:
I feel like Australian should be included as a language on translation programs
I feel like Australians are always just fucking with us.
ALL. THE. TIME.
nah mate, we just get the shits with the bogans and kiwis and yanks hangin round here, sittin on their arses every arvo
hahahahaha love you guys really :)
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
aegean-sea:
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
syrensphynxwitchtier:
ishaloveshardcore:
slowlydescending:
forgottenwinterfrost:
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!
I reblog this every time I see it
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
darrynek:
314eater:
Congrats you’ve made it through another Monday.
it’s already next thursday in australia
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
boohbeh:
mushiestyles:
suspendmelouis:
mushiestyles:
jeffswingered:
mushiestyles:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FEELING THE PRIDE OK WHAT STATE/TERRITORY GO
QUEEEEEENSLAAAAAANDDD YA CUNT
FUCK YA IM ALL THE WAY DOWN IN SYDNEY
MELBOURNE GIVE US YA MONEY CUNT
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BRISVEGAS BITCHES! GOLD COAST LIFE FUCKERS!
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
you guys do realise that bing powers Yahoo, right?
