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One of my favourite House MD quotes…icon size, please credit/like/reblog whatever if using.

I was looking up 1D wallpapers for my phone and I got one with the five of them in it. The cat, who was curled up in my lap, saw the screen, raised his head and licked Harry. Then pulled back, scrutinized the screen and licked the rest, individually.

Not only is my screen now slimy, but my cat is crushing on One Direction.

Least he has good taste :)

I so feel like this when talking to idjits.
Gets me every time. COME BACK ON TV! Now! No, not now - three weeks ago!It only just ended in Australia! ARGH!Cad was so cute though. He was like a really happy kid - he was trying so hard!Argh, Supernatural withdrawal!
Genius level: Australian Who Wants to be a Millionaire - Hot Seat

Oh dear. 

Med school: and now we start on the Brian unit, an important part of the body. It emits an energy that counters spellcheck and logic - at the same time!
Me when someone tries to talk to me when I’m eating. 

I have a follower! I LOVE YOU DIETOHOLIC!

And you, fit-for-me-fit-for-life! You’ve been with me since day 1!

I love all readers! Bless you all (with whatever your religion is!)
What?!

Are they actually trolling us?! Is it laced with sugar or something?!